It's that time of year again, folks. St. Patrick's Day! A day to commemorate something about snakes and a potato famine, or drinking green beer and singing a little ditty, or … what is it about, anyway?
Judging by today's branded tweets, it's about green clothes, shaming your pets with green clothes, and making green food—and if it's not green, adding green things to it.
Notably quiet are the alcohol brands, with nary a St. Patrick's Day mention from Guinness, Budweiser, Miller Lite … ahh, there you are, Coors Light. Way to come through. Check out some of today's branded St. Patrick's Day banality on Twitter below. Cheers!
Golden, Colo., is sort of like Dublin.
Even we wear green today. Happy St. Patrick's Day! pic.twitter.com/7EvCbc1nse
— Coors Light (@CoorsLight) March 17, 2014
Cat-shaming, courtesy of the ASPCA.
— ASPCA (@ASPCA) March 17, 2014
Why, Rock & Rawhide, why?
— Rock & Rawhide (@RockandRawhide) March 17, 2014
Nokia tries a little flag-waving.
— Nokia (@nokia) March 17, 2014
Come again, Tropicana?
Happy St. Patrick's Day! Why not start the day by tossing some green leaves into your smoothie?
— Tropicana (@Tropicana) March 17, 2014
Lucky Charms, this isn't magically auspicious.
— Lucky Charms (@LuckyCharms) March 17, 2014
— Pillsbury (@Pillsbury) March 17, 2014
Brb, headed to JCPenney.
Pinch-free’s the way to be! Happy St. Patrick's Day! pic.twitter.com/P0Np3j2qEt
— JCPenney (@jcpenney) March 17, 2014
Nice try, Papa John's.
Happy St. Patrick's Day! When you order your Papa John's pizza today, don't forget to add the green! http://t.co/Sg0sjjPKjy
— Papa John's Pizza (@PapaJohns) March 17, 2014
DiGior … no way.
kiss me i'm pizza
— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) March 17, 2014
At least you put a green M&M in there, Baskin-Robbins.
Topping o' the mornin' to ya! pic.twitter.com/z1ruP74gi9
— Baskin-Robbins (@BaskinRobbins) March 17, 2014
Kellogg's rocks the shamrock.
— Kellogg's (@Kelloggs_US) March 17, 2014
Charmin's potty humor might just top them all.
— Charmin (@Charmin) March 17, 2014