Would you be caught dead in a room with, much less drink, cupcake-flavored vodka? It comes in four varieties—original, chiffon, frosting and devil's food—and is being marketed under the logical name of Cupcake Vodka. These people haven't thought things through. First of all, the stuff sounds revolting. And second of all, their big honking tagline that's splashed all over the website, "Live deliciously," is already clearly trademarked by McCormick. They might want to reformulate everything at this point.