Did someone spike his Viagra?

Someone put something in Rafael Palmeiro’s Viagra. Had to be. How else did they get into his body? Even though he tested positive for steroids—a ruling confirmed by arbitration, resulting in a 10-day suspension—Palmeiro insists he has no idea how the banned substances got into his system. “I have never intentionally used steroids,” he said yesterday in a statement. “Never, ever, period.” During a congressional hearing earlier this year on steriod use in baseball, Palmeiro was just as vehement, jabbing the air with his finger and saying “never, ever” a lot.