Daddy's home, and he smells kind of funny

We don't hear too much from Colombia these days, but it's good to know they're as taken by zombies as we are. A series of new cholesterol awareness ads show the rotting undead riding the subway, surfing the interwebs (under the supervision of a leathery boss), and primed to hug a small child. Delightful. It’s risky to even mention these ads given how popular (and annoying) the zombie craze has gotten, but as long as no one starts making ads with pirates or ninjas in them we’ll get through this OK.