Crazy Craiglist Ads Seeking Roommates Make You Never Want to Live With Humans Again

What is wrong with people?

"The functioning kitchen has a hot plate and we make do just fine." "I will not rent my room to a Ugly ass girl or some crazy looking dude that looks like A crack head." "I would like to assemble a house full of people who, like me, are preparing for the fast-approaching zombie apocalypse, also known as peak oil, economic collapse, peak water, and so on."

Happy Place has collected some of the most insane roommate ads ever posted to Craigslist. Better get that tiny studio for $3,000 a month instead. It will be worth it.