If a screaming comes across the sky tomorrow, take cover. It might be a squadron of corn-dog bombers arriving to rain down starchy hell upon you and your basketball-playing buddies, in honor of National Corndog Day. Joining in this death-on-a-stick assault is Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, which has signed on as an official sponsor this year. More people will likely be watching basketball than playing it on Saturday, but it wouldn’t hurt to keep an eye on the horizon.
—Posted by Tim Nudd