‘Control’ yourself, Britney Spears’ perfume is on the way

Britneyspears_2Pre-order yours now! Britney Spears’ new fragrance, curiously named “In Control” comes out this month. I would like to know what exactly Brit is in control of lately? It’s not her husband, her public image, her son’s security in his high chair, her fashion sense, her career or her finances.  If I learned anything in the ’80s, this is the one who’s supposed to be in control. Of course, even she’s failed to recover from 2004’s major "malfunction."

—Posted by Celeste Ward