Company Mailing Out Free Vibrators to Federal Workers During Shutdown

Idle hands get a devil's plaything

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If you're a federal employee with some time on your hands, Vibrators.com has something they'd like to put in those hands—for free!

That's right, the e-commerce hub that bills itself as "the easiest way to find the perfect vibrator" is currently giving away 200 free vibrators a day to help idle workers go from being furloughed to dil-doughed. And demand is brisk, with the first batch snatched up by midday today, though another 200 will be made available each day until the crisis ends.

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