It's nothing fancy—just some particle boards and nails. But it ought to keep out those bloodthirsty zombies.
Yes, just in time for this weekend's return of The Walking Dead to AMC, Century 21 (with help from the little mad scientists at its social agency, Mullen) is auctioning off a "Home Zombie Proofing Kit" on eBay.
Here's part of the description on eBay.
• Strong enough to withstand hurricane force winds or prying dead fingers.
• Sealing prevents edge swell from liquid damage or tainted blood.
• Galvanization guaranteed to outlast even long-lasting outbreaks.
CAUTION: Loud noises caused by installation of Century 21 Zombie Proofing Kit may attract more zombies.
Bidding goes until next Wednesday, with all proceeds donated to Easter Seals.