The Canadian Partnership Against Cancer wants to start a "colonversation" with laypeople about their colonic health, and they got the log rolling with a faux-'50s educational video called "Five Feet of Fabulous." The title sounds like one of Tila Tequila's old nicknames (even the subject matter is similar), but it's more endearing than campy or gross, and polite in that uniquely Canadian way. I'm biased, though. I'll always be charmed by anything that uses Robert Farnon-esque light music as a backdrop. Via Osocio.