Can You Stomach These Totally Gross Sodas?

Uphill battle already for Avery's new drinks

The guys and girls over at Avery Soda channeled their inner Garbage Pail Kids to come up with the flavor names for their new line of Totally Gross Sodas. Loathe as you may be to drink something called Bug Barf (can bugs even do that?), Avery uses cane sugar instead of corn syrup, and every soda in this line is fruit-flavored, so it will probably be worth having to explain what you're drinking to your lame co-workers. It certainly won't be any worse than some of the crap Jones and their ilk have foisted on us over the years. Thanksgiving flavored soda? Pass.