Life is obviously quite difficult for the woman in Modernista!'s new Palm Pre commercials. As she explains in her (unofficial) Twitter feed, she's trapped on a rock and worshipped daily by a dancing orange cult. And in her newest commercial, above, she admits that when she does venture out in public, people seem to think she's crazy. Let's see if they're so brazen in their mockery when her kung-fu army shows up to spirit her back to the land of surreal beauty and plain garments.
—Posted by David Griner