Break glass in event of evil warrior priests

You know, I always wondered if the Jedi kept their lightsabers behind emergency glass. Another question from childhood answered, thanks to Spike TV! These bus-shelter ads still beg a few questions, though. Surely there have to be other uses for lightsabers besides fighting Darth Whoever in Star Wars prequels. What about rancor attacks? Or rogue, jetpack-toting guns-for-hire? Or what if someone who isn’t a huge monster or a magic alien decides to wreak a little havoc? You could probably use a lightsaber to fend off this guy. Via Urbanite, which has a few more ads from the campaign.

—Posted by David Kiefaber