Beckham ads yellow-carded for simulation

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All right, we've had it. If we have to read one more word about David Beckham's bulge, we're going to rip it off and beat him with it. We don’t care whether his Armani underwear ads have been “enhanced” by digital alterations and/or padding, which is a raging debate in England. We just want him and his invasive package to go away. Now then, let’s leave this ghastliness behind in favor of as non-sexual a topic as possible.

—Posted by David Kiefaber