Are you American? Are you a white male between 18 and 30 who loves taking jokes way past the point where they're funny or interesting? Do you want to smell like bacon? If you answered yes to any of these questions, and preferably all three, then Fargginay's Bacõn cologne is for you. If it's real, that is. We don't know either way. It's not entirely virgin territory—Burger King did come out with its Flame body spray, infused "with a hint of flame-broiled meat." But this is bacon. And given that you can't order a sandwich anywhere without bacon in it, and that Denny's just introduced a bacon sundae, there's a decent chance this is legit. There's even bacon tea now. Seriously, stop it.
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