Be an ass this Christmas. DDB can help.

Ddbxmas If you’re worried about acting like a drunken TBWA\Chiat\Day employee this holiday season, another Omnicom agency, DDB, can help you out. (This is why holding companies are such a good idea.) DDB Sydney has come up with an idea for Alternate Identity Business Cards, which you can hand out after you vomit and/or (judging by the image on the Web site) lick the backside of a random passerby while wearing red horns. The site includes testimonials like this one: “I groped the daughter of my boss and then got into a fight with her boyfriend. But thanks to DDB, they think it was Frank Johnstone from Art Supplies Incorporated. Thanks DDB!” We’re sensing a theme among the agency holiday greetings this year.

—Posted by Tim Nudd