Banker in Need of an Orgasm? There's a Vibrator for That

Sex toy maker Lelo has launched Pino, a vibrator especially made for bankers. The device itself is your standard stretchable vibrating silicon ring, but the devil is in the packaging details. It comes with matching Lelo silver cufflinks, a money clip engraved with "Always Be Closing" and a pinstripe shirt inlay—all for the price of $159.

Lelo claims it made the product after realizing that 6 percent of its online sales in 2014 were delivered directly to financial offices and stock exchanges, and that 71 percent of people who make $200,000 a year or more that responded to its global sex survey owned more than five of its products.