Axe Pillow Ensures You'll Never Have to Snuggle With a Woman Again

We're all familiar with Axe's low-humming sexism, but DDB Latina Puerto Rico has gone through the looking glass with this idea. The Morning After Pillow might be the most egregious cure for a fake problem since Listerine invented halitosis. Is it really that bad to be kept in bed by a good-looking woman all day, especially when the alternatives are playing tennis or video games? Both of those things suck compared to cuddling. I know it's a joke, but still.