College marketing is bound to get a lot more interesting, what with the corporatization of higher ed and all. But right now it's mostly still boring pastiches of smiling white people. In response to that sad fact, OnlineColleges.net put together this list of awesome college ads. The University of Lincoln's "Everything should be on fire" style of self-promotion is much appreciated, although its zombie crap isn't. But it was outdone by the University of Texas finding someone who sounds just like the Whataburger guy (which probably won't mean anything to people outside of Texas, but whatever). In light of this list, Wellesley College should go ahead with this brochure The Onion joked about.