Works Well With Krispy Kremes

If you milk the same cow over and over, someone once said, eventually you run out of milk, and all you have is the potential for hamburger. Well, Alex Zamiar has been milking the same cow, so to speak, during his long job search. But maybe now he has found some red meat.

Two years out of Syracuse, Zamiar, 24, decided to go beyond the standard cover letter and résumé. So the Chicago-based art director whipped up an irreverent eBay listing in which he offers to bring an “outside creative edge”—and more—to your agency.