Vote Early and Often

I’m voting for Ben, the guy who runs the sandwich shop in the lobby of my office building. I figure he has the perfect background to be governor of California.

First of all, Ben’s place doesn’t do just deli. On the contrary, you can get empanadas and pasta salad, sometimes on the same plate. That, my friends, is diversity. Moreover, Ben totally knows how to deal with a deficit. I bought salami sandwiches from him three days a week for more than a year, but when nobody else ordered salami, Ben stopped carrying it.