7 Hipster T-shirts Featuring Brands Hipsters Would Never Buy

Even if you count yourself as a hipster, there’s a good chance you’ve grown weary of all the other hipsters sporting a certain piece of street gear: the retro brand T-shirt.

Retailers ranging from Etsy to Nordstrom have rushed to market with often-pricey tees featuring brands that mom (or grandma) used to buy. It’s impossible to walk down the street in a major city without bumping into a reedy twentysomething ambling along with a decades-old brand logo on his chest.

But has anyone noticed most of these cool kids would rarely find a reason to actually use the brands they’re sporting?

When Giorgio Armani said he considered the T-shirt the "alpha and omega of the fashion alphabet," he probably wasn't referring to one with a Wonder Bread logo on it. Nor does it quite add up for youthful contrarians to act as unpaid advertising vehicles for brands they'd never buy. Or is it all an act of conscious irony?

You decide. Here are seven hipster Ts featuring brands that hipsters would probably never encounter in daily life.