For Rent: Four Of A Kind

Four months into their unlikely existence, the Tetrick quadruplets have been cast aside by the media in favor of the surgically sep arated Guatemalan twins. But the two sets of identical twin boys born to Patrick and Christina Tetrick of Wichita, Kan., are still being positioned as must-have patriotic pitchbabies.

Lottridge Advertising of Wichita is offering Camden, Christian, Parker and Peyton “and one mother whose boys are inherently patient” for commercial gigs. “I hope you will recognize the benefits of utilizing these children as they have many unique advantages,” Teresa Lottridge writes to potential clients.