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Jenny wants to meet me. Suzie has the “hots” for me. What Sheryl wants to do to me is not suitable for publication, but she clearly didn’t go to a reputable finishing school. In all, 187 women, six barnyard animals and a couple of wayward members of the clergy have offered to meet, defrock and otherwise exploit me in the past 24 hours. Hope springs eternal, but I’m not that cyber-charming.

In addition to promises of massive infusions of “love,” I get an outrageous number of offers for ink cartridges.

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