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“Dancer”
MVO: Plain Insanity by Virgin Atlantic.
SFX: Cuckoo clock
SFX: Music
MVO: I don’t often eat caviar for breakfast. Perhaps as rarely as twice a week. But it was only Wednesday. Or Dorisday.
The lady in the tutu interrupted me mid-bite. She was licking a breakfast dog.
‘I was born to dance,’ she sang as ketchup dribbled down her chin. Her wooden leg betrayed her.
I quickly changed the subject to geography. ‘What’s the lay of the land?’ I asked. She tapped her wooden leg with the heel of her red stiletto three times.