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Ihave what feels like the drum solo from “Sing, Sing, Sing” beating my head to jelly. My stomach is in more turmoil than the Reform Party convention, and my body fat percentage is reaching triple digits.

I need a Tums, a couple of Nexium, maybe even some Xenical— although considering that fat-blocker’s side effects, that among other things mandate regular rest-room usage, maybe I’m better off carrying the extra pounds.

I’m not alone.

It’s been a drug-crazed summer for media agencies—and the journalists who cover them.





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