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A couple pulls up to a fast-food drive-thru window. He orders “the love handles, double chin and some blubber.” He supersizes to “double-blubber.” She orders the same, but replaces the blubber with “thunder thighs and badunkadonk butt.” Subway has new fresh fit meals, with “better for you” sides and drinks.

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