Crunch’s Bad Granny

NEW YORK Towel-snatching brings severe punishment for a gym member in a Crunch spot that broke yesterday from Mother in New York. In this twisted ad, animated by Curious Pictures, a man tries to walk out of the gym with a few towels, but is tackled by a violent granny in boxing gloves. “I told you a million times, towels stay inside the gym!” she says, throwing him to the floor and beating him senseless. But the incessant punching isn’t enough for her—she tears off his arms and legs! Still, the towel thief remains friendly. “That’s cool Nancy,” he says, hopping his torso onto a skateboard. “I’ll be back for the four o’clock dodgeball class.” Love to see how he does in the next bizarre spot in this campaign since he left his limbs behind!