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Looking to boost your pro soccer team's attendance levels? It's as easy as one, two, three: 1) Film an X-rated movie about horny zombie women and include lots of your team's paraphernalia in it. 2) Distribute the film at sperm-donor clinics. 3) Welcome babies nine months later who'll be predisposed to become fans because their fathers were thinking passionately about the team at the moment of sperm donation.
Attempting to literally breed more season ticket holders? That's more ambitious than, say, a coupon.
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