The Pink Tablet
Eurostar's ePad Femme comes conveniently preloaded with apps for all the things women like to do—grocery shopping, cooking and losing weight. The latest addition to the classic pink tech collection, which also features stylish pink computers and must-have pink bejeweled ethernet cables.
The Pink Gun
The Gas Mask Bra
The Emergency Bra is the perfect add-on for the pink-gun-toting survivalist. This sexy lingerie converts to not one but two gas masks, so you can protect yourself—and a friend!—during your next neighborhood biochemical attack.
The Pink Car
With the (awkwardly named) Honda Fit She's, you can easily alert all other nearby drivers that this car—with a special anti-aging ventilation system—is being operated by a woman driver. Because you are probably too busy putting on pink makeup or brushing your hair with a pink hairbrush or checking your face for wrinkles in the mirror to look at the road.
The Pink Portable Urinating Device
Go Girl is the miniature toilet you can take anywhere. Good for long road trips in pink cars.
Pens ‘for Her’
The Breast Pillow
The Anti-Wrinkle Face Belt
This Hannibal Lecter-inspired piece is the easy and stylish way to sharpen your too-round cheeks and facial contours. Pair with the Neck Genie double-chin eraser for a comprehensive angle-perfecting solution. For that extra Stepford Wife edge, enhance your mouth and jaw muscles with the Happy Smile Trainer.