This Dude Will Rap About Your Brand

By Bob Marshall 

And by “this dude” we mean Deutsch LA copywriter Jason Pickar, who has mad rhyming skillz and one hell of a beard. Why is Mr. Pickar doing this? Is he expecting to get paid for changing the hip-hop game with his lyrical acuity? Actually, there are no strings attached.

Simply ask this dude on his Tumblr, “Brand Rapper”, to rap about the brand you represent. Then, twice a week, he will rap about it. Think of the possibilities! Say you work for Toyota, and you haven’t heard a good rhyme about the Prius in a hot minute. Ask the Brand Rapper, and you already have the soundtrack for your latest commercial without having to pay for whatever the latest track from Phoenix is.

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Air pollution blows. We need something to free us.
In the hot hot heat I see a girl in her Prius
Windows rolled down, and she’s blasting that Rick Ross
Aside from being fly, electric hybrids are boss.

You know, but better then that.

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