When I first saw that T3’s holiday card involved a 3-D printer, I hoped that it would finally answer the question, “If you use a 3-D printer to create budget $1 sex toys, at what point do you start making a reasonable profit?”
While T3 disappoints in this sense, it succeeds in being adorable. With the aid of their 3-D printer, T3 creates a miniature version of Santa’s workshop, complete with stop-motion storytelling and elves pitching holiday-themed copy. It must have cost a damn fortune to make, which is why they should still consider the $1 sex toy thing. But, it’s cute, and that’s what matters. That’s always what matters.