Mazel tov everyone. Tomorrow you’ll don your finest slutty-garments/ball-forming-pants in hopes of getting some fright-night action. May we recommend the bumble bee costume at Abracadabra on West 21st — you won’t regret it (unless you regret it). Meantime, get in the spirit with this classic Tracy Jordan mashup, “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah”, which has words like “Frankenstein” and “zombie” in it, but is in no way related to advertising. Sue me.
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