Fallon Moving Sale

By Matt Van Hoven 

Well we all knew the Fallon Minneapolis move was coming. They’re headed back to their haunt from days of yore. An enterprising tipster found a craigslist page rife with goods from the down-by-25%-this-year agency.

From an ad for a lamp:

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“An ominous memento of the day a frustrated Fallon art director announced his resignation with the business end of a semi-automatic air pistol. Although plastic BB’s had to be removed from the buttocks of 2 account exectuives charges were never filed, the lamps are being sold as we move to erase the memory. Fallon has just relocated to a new building. Our new address is: Fallon. 901 Marquette Ave, Suite 2400. Minneapolis, MN 55402. Phone numbers remain the same. (All items listed are things left behind during the move and are 100% Fallon-old-building-authentic.)”

And there you have it! Get your piece of history at Minneapolis dot craigslist dot org, query Fallon.

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