Someone please explain this to me — why did this guy take a phone call when that lady wasn’t wearing any clothing. Dude, she was able to “get off” with only some pants. She used your pants to orgasm. Come one man, put the phone down — or at least on vibrate so she’d have something better than your limp-ass pants to help. Advertising is never life.
“Vonrosen: when your style does the job” you no longer have a reason to live, you personality/penis-less hunk of mahn. Yes, the “h” was on purpose.
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