$4 Million a Year Athlete Resorts to Hawking Mattresses

The Denver Nuggets’ frenetic forward Chris “Birdman” Andersen might’ve signed a contract worth nearly $4 million/year in ’09, but that won’t stop the tatted-up, faux-hawked athlete from shilling for Mattress King. At least we know Carmelo Anthony would never agree to be schooled by a pre-pubescent punk on screen.

Via Deadspin

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