You may remember Dr. Michael Salzhauer—aka "Dr. Schnoz," aka the "Nose King of Miami"—from his video contest in which he offered a free nose job to the winner. Well, the Schnozmeister (not a sanctioned nickname) is back with a spectacularly poor new video—possibly the worst parody of the Old Spice campaign yet. It's two years too late. The audio is out of sync. And that's just for starters. As a sign-off line, "Random shoe" isn't quite on par with "Silver fish hand catch" or even "I'm on a horse." Salzhauer may argue that it's so bad, it's good. Hopefully that doesn't apply to his rhinoplasties.