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A Topless Miley Cyrus Licks and Fondles a Blow-up Toy in Ad for Seamless Tights Keeping up with a Kardashian

In case you were wondering where Miley Cyrus was hiding, look no further than this little ad with everyone's favorite wrecking ball wearing nothing but a smile and some Golden Lady seamless tights.

It's not going to break the Internet, but it is an odd palate cleanse after a day of staring at the sun—er, the moon—in the form of Kim Kardashian's oily derrière. 

Subtlety isn't exactly Miley's strength, and she sure packs enough innuendo and suggestive behavior into these 15 seconds to wedge herself in some weird cavity of your brain like a GIF of a monkey drinking its own pee.

Just kidding, Miley. Keep up the good twerk, YOLO, lulz, 420, etc.

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