Thank you for trying my new Web browser

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Sure, Google’s Chrome browser is making headlines, so I thank you for making the bold decision to download my new Web browser, Roam 1.0, instead! I call it Roam because it lets you roam the Internet, and all the good names were taken. I also trademarked Slog and Crawl, but those names tested poorly with the focus group, who we’re pretty sure just showed up for the free cocktail wieners. My browser comes pre-loaded with lots of bookmarks, all for earlier products of mine like social

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