Target employees, can you feel the beat?

Yesterday we posted a link to Henkel’s awful corporate song. Late in the day, a reader sent us this motivational song, created for Target employees. We have no idea how widely this song is/was being used in Target training programs and/or retreats; one rather hopes, for the employees’ sake, that it’s not trotted out too often. Some sample lyrics: “I feel happy, I feel proud/To have joined the Target crowd/First in service, shout out loud/We’re fast, fun and friendly!” This song is more upbeat and comical and somehow a bit less soul-crushing than the melodramatic Henkel song, but still.