Sperm bank confused about birds, bees

Riders of the T in Boston have to put up with a lot. There’s Charlie, the man on the disturbing CharlieTickets—a sad sack with half a face and no nose, doomed to ride forever on the MTA. And then there are ads like the one shown here, for SpermBank.com, in which dozens of confused sperm try to impregnate a dollar sign, in an apparent effort to create a monster like this. No wonder Bostonians tend to react