Someone get this poor girl a Smosh T-shirt

Cynical me wondered if this was some sort of viral campaign for Smosh.com, but no, it’s just a slice of user-generated awesomeness. Apparently, this young lady wanted a Smosh T-shirt, but the site wasn’t sure exactly where her home country was. The result is a two-part rant (part one, part two) that’s often as hilarious as it is incomprehensible. I think the Czech Republic should use her for an international awareness campaign. She already has a good slogan with, “Who is better, George Bush or Jaromir Jagr?”