Sign Lindsay up while she’s still alive

Advertisers, get Lindsay Lohan to endorse your crap soon, or you may be out of luck. The actress’s troublingly and dangerously literal fall from grace continued on Friday, when she “was rushed to the hospital again after fracturing her wrist.” Flat boots were reportedly to blame, as they made her slip during New York’s Fashion Week, causing the injury. An investigation is pending against Milk Studios, the site of Lohan’s boo-boo, to determine whether or not they “took adequate health and safety precautions with the ground.”