Shove it up your arse, says U.K. cider maker

A clumsy oaf fumbles around for a late-night snack in a dark kitchen and winds up with a bottle of Frosty Jack's Cider shoved up his butt. Then his hot girlfriend walks in. Who writes this stuff, Hemingway? OK, let's put aside the soul-crushing stupidity this U.K. ad perpetuates and focus instead on Frosty Jack's claim of being "anti-conventional." The guy's mortified, the chick's confused and disgusted. I'd say those are awfully conventional responses. Now, if she looked intrigued, reached for the two-liter bottle of Coke and turned on some Barry White, then we'd be defying some norms! Via Copyranter.