Should Kobe Bryant 'Just do it'?

Every now and again, for a good laugh, it’s fun to stop by The Borowitz Report, which offers a daily “story” that spins off the events of the day. (Andy Borowitz, in case you don’t know, is a humorist and frequent guest on CNN and NPR.) At the end of today’s fake news story—about President Bush naming his dog to the Supreme Court—he offers this faux news flash: “Elsewhere, Nike announced that it would produce a series of advertisements featuring NBA star Kobe Bryant, but said it was unlikely that the phrase ‘Just do it’ would be part of the campaign.”