Shall I compare thee to a Sack of 10?

We’ve covered this in previous years, but it bears repeating: Once again, White Castle cordially invites you and your significant other (or a “moderately important friend,” or even a “complete stranger”) to enjoy a candlelight dinner this Valentine’s Day at participating restaurants. This year, to promote the event, they’ve evidently employed the services of a randy copywriter, who encourages you to “Join us for a hot and steamy night at the Castle!” Need three more reasons? How about: “The steam.