Scott tissue crowns cloggiest of the cloggy

You might remember Scott bathroom tissue’s clog contest, where they asked for people’s cloggiest moments and promised $25,000 to the best, or most epic, one. Well, the votes are in, and the winner is Jim Holeva (shown here), whose father used a ski pole to help him dislodge what was described as “a situation.” (In a postmodern twist, Jim wrote the essay from his father’s point of view.) But wait, so he dislodged a clog? That’s kind of anticlimactic.