"You won't watch for the acting," brags Canadian adult-entertainment network Amour in a bunch of new promos by Cossette. That's probably true of the movies on Amour—but not of these ads, which feature bad acting by brainless bimbos honed to perfection. The hotties' hopeless audition readings of Shakespeare and porn piffle like "It's getting hot in here" and "Room for one more in that hot tub?" are spot-on. But the off-screen director seals the deal with his exuberant exhortations and earnest encouragement. Oddly, these spots are also satisfying with the sound off. Check out two companion print ads after the jump.

—Posted by David Gianatasio