The Perfect Pet Names for the 15 Biggest Wankers at Your Agency

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You may have noticed that advertising employs its fair share of wankers. But what can you call these people behind their backs that feels fresh and creative? Peter Cortez and Joe Sayaman of agency Mizaplas have some suggestions—and have posted 15 of them, along with handy illustrations, over at workwankers.com.

You'll recognize many of these fetid souls. You can also "Call out a Wanker" by using the site to send an anonymous email to the offending party.

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