‘The Onion’ sends up stealth marketing

More goodness from The Onion: a nice mock op-ed titled, “I’d Love This Product Even If I Weren’t a Stealth Marketer.” The product he loves is some kind of purported Mountain Dew extension. “Even if I weren’t required by my employer to pull a six-pack off the shelf at my local grocery store while emitting a quiet but distinct ‘All right!’ under my breath just loud enough for the other customers to hear, I’d do it anyway—just for the pleasure of furtively turning people on to this amazing thirst quencher.